PHONE HAZARD

SO YESTERDAY MY PHONE BROKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF WISCONSIN BRISK AIR WITH THE TRUCK BREAKING DOWN --- GRRRR. NOT A GREAT START TO THE NEW TRUCK. WELL ---- KEEP TRYING I KEEP TELLING MYSELF. SO WE SIT ALL DAY FRIDAY BECAUSE THE PART WON'T BE IN UNTIL SATURDAY TO FIX THE TRUCK. WELL IN THE MEAN TIME WE ARE BORED, SO WE WALK ABOUT A MILE DOWN THE ROAD TO EAT SOME DINNER. THEN WE GET FINNISHED AND WE ARE HEADED BACK TO THE TRUCK AND DAN DECIDES HE'S BRINGING THE CHICKEN BACK WITH US. HE GOT THIS BRIGHT IDEA THAT HE'S GOING TO LEAVE THE CHICKEN OUTSIDE AND FREEZE IT AND THEN BRING IT IN WHEN HE'S HUNGRY TO WARM IT UP. HMMM ----- MEN WHAT AN IDEA IS ALL I CAN SAY.
SO ON THE WAY BACK I TELL HIM BECAUSE IT IS SO FRICKING COLD, THAT IF HE WILL TROTT AT LEAST TROTT, I WILL CARRY THE CHICKEN, HE SAYS NO OF COURSE, BECAUSE OF HIS KNEES. WELL I CAN'T TAKE THE COLD SO I START RUNNING. AND AT THIS POINT I'M DYING.
SO, MY CHEST IS DYING DOWN TO MY THIGHS AND WHEW---
HE GETS IN AND DOESN'T LOOK TO GOOD. SO, HE ASKS ME IF I WANT COFFEE AND I TELL HIM YEAH, BUT I LOOK AT HIM AND TELL HIM, DUDE, I TOTALLY ALMOST DIED OUT THERE. I WAS RUNNING AND I HAVE COLD SPLINTERS FROM THE COLD IN MY THIGHS AND MY CHEST. IT'S HORRIBLE -- HE JUST STARTED LAUGHING ---- NOT FUNNY AT ALL ----